dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me



tyrabankruptcy:

quickweaves:

lessons in economics

Where was she when I failed civics????



“Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry.” — Henry Ward Beecher  (via h0odrich)





cocaineteas:

OW, YOU HURT MY TITTY!



Necessity when you go outside in South Carolina. Its fucking hot.



Getting a trim. #haircut #backtoschool #princess



Getting a Mohawk for school. #hair #mohawk #backtoschool



Individual chicken pot pies. So good. #dinner #pie #chicken



Homemade egg rolls and General Tsos. #chinese #food #delicious



Rainbow twizzler

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